- “What are you doing here?”
- “Of course I moved on!”
- “I can’t wait for you.”
- “Why didn’t you wait for me?”
- “Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?”
- “As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in.”
- “It’s your time to shine.”
- “And we’re sure that’s not illegal?”
- “And if I say yes?”
- “Dude, what the hell?”
- “Wait, since when are you gay?”
- “What the hell did I miss?”
- “I was gone for for five minutes!”
- “She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?”
- “I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding.”
- “If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork.”
- “Is that really your version of an apology?”
- “I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life.”
- “Now that’s just stupid.”
- “I’m prepared, I think.”
- “We finally got it right.”
- “I choose you. No one else. You.”
- “I gave up a long time ago.”
- “In what world was that okay?”
- “This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.”
- “Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza.”
- “We could always just run away.”
- “I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?”
- “Please stop asking me out.”
- “Love is a fairytale told to children.”
- “That wasn’t me.”
- “I didn’t do it!”
- “That may have been my fault.”
- “Is this your first date?”
- “You’re the biggest wimp.”
- “You’re pretty shy.”
- “Are you trying to hold my hand?”
- “Let me sleep.”
- “There’s no way that I’ll say no.”
- “I don’t want to get up.”
- “Why don’t you love me?”
- “I don’t want to live in a world without you.”
- “There’s a fire inside of you.”
- “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
- “Oh good. Just what I needed to hear.”
- “Tonight as perfect.”
- “It’s just for the night!”
- “I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time.”
- “It hurts.”
- “We could go backpacking?”
- “What do you mean you want to go home?”
- “You don’t know me!”
- “I skipped class today.”
- “I bought you a ring even.”
- “You bought me flowers?”
- “What are you doing home so late?”
- “Sorry I’m not what you expected.”
- “I burned my tongue.”
- “What a fake smile.”
- “Did you just laugh at me?”
- “I can do it!”
(Source: padmewrites-blog, via screamsandsmarts-blog)
HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad
minimal comic & animated influence
PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR
TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you
STUPIDBATS
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
all the graphics on this theme belong to dnthemes. all icons and other graphics belong to me unless otherwise stated.
BASIC STATS
TRIGGER WARNINGS
to be added
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After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )
VERSES
v. blah VIGILANTE VERSE PART 2 FEAT. SUPERHEROES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. doll house HARLEY'S DREAM VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. suburbia PSUEDO PERFECTION HORROR VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
MAINS & EXCLUSIVES
- generally not interested in ships unless plotted out properly
- shipping jxh exclusively with @clownbleach
- other ships might happen, but with plotting & lots of ic
- harley/ivy, harley/batman