A hand reached forward, fingers pulling the document toward him and into better sight. He adjusted his monocle as he quietly examined it, careful to hide any frown or look of disappointment as it did appear to be a legitimate contract. This didn’t come as a surprise to him; Joker had been after his club for a while and perhaps he thought such a move would intimidate him…
But if the clown thought he was afraid of a little “friendly competition” thenhe would surely find that the joke was on him. when his eyes returned to hers he smiled back, although it wasn’t half of ‘the cat who ate the canary’ smile that she wore.
❝ Penguin, my dear.I prefer Penguin.❞
He said, as he held the document out for her to take back.
❝ Neighbors, hm?Then I suppose we will be seeing a lot more of each other. What fun. ❞
Oh how she couldn’t wait to report back to her PUDDIN’, tell him all about her little meeting, right down to every single little expression plastered upon the Penguin’s face as she handed him the documents. Of course it was all above board, it was so very important to her Puddin’ that everything with this be done on the books seeing as it was basically their last cent being poured into the venture. They had to make something out it, and if it got them closer to taking every single building surrounding the Penguin’s own club, well, it was money well spent. Leaning on his desk, she peered over the documents at his expression before her smile morphed into a smirk as she retrieved the them. Folding them up, she beamed back at the man,
❝ Oh OSWALD, we’re going to become such good friends! You wanna be my FRIEND, don’t ‘cha?
❞ In one swift movement, she switched, pushing herself up and onto his desk, sitting herself up as if she owned the damn thing. Leaning toward him across the desk, the smirk returned as her head cocked to the side, dark eyelashes batting twice before a laugh escaped painted red lips.
❝ Now OZZIE, we’ll be expectin’ you at the grand openin’ of course! Bottle of the finest champagne on ice with your name on it! On the house, of course! We look after our neighbours!
❞
HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad minimal comic & animated influence PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you STUPIDBATS
RULESread 'em & weep
MUN 21+.
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
SELECTIVE.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
ROLEPLAYING.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
SHIPPING.
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
DOUBLES.
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
GRAPHICS.
all the graphics on this theme belong to dnthemes. all icons and other graphics belong to me unless otherwise stated.
After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
SEUXALITY
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
THE JOKER
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
OTHER SHIPS
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )
