“ so herondales are what like, the kennedys of the shadow world?”
“ it’s an old shadowhunter family like the lightwoods “
“ BUT WE’RE THE KENNEDYS “indie isabelle lightwood written by tinks.
“ FAIRY TALES DO NOT TELL CHILDREN THE DRAGONS EXIST.
CHILDREN ALREADY KNOW THAT DRAGONS EXIST.
FAIRY TALES TELL CHILDREN THE DRAGONS CAN BE KILLED. ”a multi muse written by tinks,
feat. muses from harry potter, disney, dc, marvel, shadowhunters + more.
“ FAIRY TALES DO NOT TELL CHILDREN THE DRAGONS EXIST.
CHILDREN ALREADY KNOW THAT DRAGONS EXIST.
FAIRY TALES TELL CHILDREN THE DRAGONS CAN BE KILLED. ”a multi muse written by tinks,
feat. muses from harry potter, disney, dc, marvel, shadowhunters + more.
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE MEME.
- ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘
- ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘
- ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘
- ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘
- ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘
- ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘
- ‘ my fart scared you! ‘
- ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘
- ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘
- ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘
- ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘
- ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘
- ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘
- ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘
- ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘
- ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘
- ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘
- ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘
- ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘
- ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘
- ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘
- ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘
- ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘
- ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘
- ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘
- ‘ you’re a coward! ‘
- ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘
- ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘
- ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘
- ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘
- ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘
- ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘
- ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘
- ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘
- ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘
- ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘
- ‘ you want to kill me! ‘
- ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘
- ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘
- ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘
- ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘
- ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘
