❝ It’s showtime, Boys, ❞ she uttered to the row of Panda bears stood before her, glancing back at the other rows of various other costumed henchmen before she turned to blow a kiss toward the only person who mattered in that room; her PUDDIN’. Turning on her heel, she stepped over the body of the dead security guard before she pushed open the double doors to the conference room. In flooded the various costumed henchmen, each laden down with machine guns strapped to their bodies, a few letting off some warning shots into the air.
A bright white smile graced her features as she waved her hands at the people to keep quiet, one finger rose to press against her lips to show them all that they needed to shut the hell up. Gaze lifted to glance over toward the Mayor’s podium, officials looking panicked as she took off down the middle of the room, cartwheeling most of the way until she came to a stop in front of the MAYOR.
❝ Mister Mayor, it’s a pleasure! Can I just borrow—-
❞ Reaching forward, she snatched one of the microphones before she turned back to the people in the room.
❝ Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like you all to remain quiet and calm, if you do then then you will not be harmed. ——– MUCH,
❞ she uttered the last word with a laugh before clearing her throat, her attention turned toward the Mayor and his Chief of Staff before she gave them both a wink, blowing them both a kiss very quickly before she brought the microphone back up to her mouth.
❝ It is with my greatest pleasure that I get to introduce someone oh so very special! Please put your hands together for the Clown Prince of Crime, the Ace of Knaves, the Jester of Genocide, my Puddin’…… THE JOKER!
❞

HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad
minimal comic & animated influence
PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR
TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you
STUPIDBATS
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
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BASIC STATS
TRIGGER WARNINGS
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After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )
VERSES
v. blah VIGILANTE VERSE PART 2 FEAT. SUPERHEROES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. doll house HARLEY'S DREAM VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. suburbia PSUEDO PERFECTION HORROR VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
MAINS & EXCLUSIVES
- generally not interested in ships unless plotted out properly
- shipping jxh exclusively with @clownbleach
- other ships might happen, but with plotting & lots of ic
- harley/ivy, harley/batman