Finding a rat in the cellar didn’t bode well for anybody, least of all theRAT. Same was the case here and what he hated more than betrayal? People thinkin’ they could get away with it. Plans to skip town leaked to some other guy on some other job with the naive thought it’d never reach the top. WRONG WRONG WRONG. So this is what happens to rats who blow a hole in the ship and then try jumping off it. They get snapped in the trap. But once it’s caught, who said y'cant PLAY with your food?
Chill in the air resides deep in one of their many hidey holes. Burned out warehouses and hangars and husks of what the city used to be. A thriving industrial metropolis overtaken by seedy commercialism and everybody trying to make a quick BUCK. But oh, that worked just fine for him. Gave more room to move around like the roach he was. A confession is what he wants, what he needs. All it is. To pry words from this SLUG’S mouth before he goes on his merry way, but he just ain’t playing ball. Harl’s right. There’s a sheen of sweat upon Mr Fibber’s brow but that ain’t enough. He needs the blood and the TEARS too if this is gonna go anywhere useful. He prowls like a lithe, malnourished beast. Like the starved tiger in Gotham Zoo just itching to claw the flesh from whatever bones he can find.
That’s when spectre claws find the poor guy’s shoulders and J SINKS.. Stares over them. Back at her, silvers flashing ear to ear in some buzzing contentment. A hum of a laugh. But then, ah, attention swerves to the ear his mouth hovers near. “She’s right, yano. Ain’t like this is hard, Donnie. You just gotta say what you DID.”
Moments like this were ones she secretly treasured, moments between the two of them that she could look back on fondly and smile to herself in the deepest darkest parts of the night, when it was only her own mind to keep her company. It was moments like these, shared little trips with her Puddin’ that made it all worth it. She was his support, his back up, his….— whatever the hell he wanted her to be. Right now she was the tease, the pretty little thing sitting on the guy’s lap to distract him, to get him to let his guard down just ever so slightly. Oh how she loved this role. Dark lashes weighed heavy as she peered out from behind, gaze never wavering from the others, only lifting to peer upwards at her Puddin’ as he leaned in, staring at them both. Oh how she almost felt some form of sympathy for the guy because she knew what would come next if he didn’t give them what they wanted, what her Puddin wanted, what he was owed. Oh how she knew the pain and anguish he could expect, the screams and tears that would soon fill the dilapidated building. And there’d be no Bat to save him, oh no, it was just them now. Pushing herself forward in his lap, her arms slid around his neck, resting gently on his shoulders while one hand crept into his hair, dainty little claws scratching at his scalp.
❝ C’mon Donnie, y’know, we probably won’t even be mad if you just tell us now. The longer you make us the wait, well… I know my Puddin’ and he ain’t got that kind of patience.
❞ A tiny pout formed on her red painted lips before she turned to face J, her head cocked to the side, lips forming a smirk as she leaned in to almost close the gap between them.
❝ Right, Puddin’?
❞ Snapping a bite at his lips she crinkled her nose with a little face before pursing her lips together in an air kiss. Her attention soon returned to the man on which she was perched before she gripped at his hair and pulled his head back sharply, exposing the white skin of his neck. Leaning in, the tip of her tongue ran upwards toward his jaw before she grimaced and pulled back.
❝ Tastes like a rat. We don’t like rats, Donnie. What do we do to rats, Puddin’? You wanna take my seat and explain?
❞
HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad minimal comic & animated influence PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you STUPIDBATS
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MUN 21+.
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
SELECTIVE.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
ROLEPLAYING.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
SHIPPING.
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
DOUBLES.
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
GRAPHICS.
all the graphics on this theme belong to dnthemes. all icons and other graphics belong to me unless otherwise stated.
After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
SEUXALITY
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
THE JOKER
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
OTHER SHIPS
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )