
╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting )@ anon

❝ Well. Let’s just… I mean…. Would I….
I would. But THEY wouldn’t. ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting ) @ anon

❝ It’s a straight up YES. ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting )@ anon

❝ Now ain’t that an interestin’ one. I might send one cryin’ scared.
But the other… It’s a YES. If they could handle me. ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting )@ anon

❝ Oh I love a man in uniform!! And hey, imagine the things that
could be done with that arm!! YES. ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting ) @ anon

❝ Oh I couldn’t come between those two CUTIES!!
Only eyes for each other!! ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting )@ anon

❝ Now wouldn’t that be a pretty picture? A threesome? Maybe not.
Can’t see that one workin’. But hey, we could work out a timetable! ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting )@ anon

❝ The POOR Sheep!!! Who the hell would want that?!
No!! One hundred times, NO ❞

╳ ┊ suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no ( status - accepting )@sweetestperfections

❝ The BAT and Puddin’? It’s awful temptin’! Always wanted to see
what he had on under all that! But no one touches my Puddin’
BUT ME ❞

╳ ┊ “ sweet nothing’s ” meme pt 2 ( status - accepting )@interfectors

The words had hit her harder than she had ever expected them to. Her eyes stung, tears blurring her sight as she turned her head away from him, not wanting him to see the effect a few simple words could have. Especially not the ones he’d uttered. And what exactly did they mean anyway? What did he see in her? Some stupid woman who PINED after some man for a good portion of her life? Someone who had thrown away her career for a life of crime and insanity? A sharp intake of breath prepared her, gaze lowered to the ground, glued to the one spot. ❝ And what’s that, huh? Some woman whose wasted her potential? Some PSYCHOPATH who should have a permanent bed in Arkham? ❞ Finally she turned her head to face him, a simple lack of control over her voice was apparent, that and the glaze of tears in her eyes. ❝ Well? What do you see in me, huh Eddie? TELL ME. ❞

╳ ┊ leave “you’ve been on my mind” in my askbox for my muse’s reaction ( status - accepting )@interfectors

Here he was, patching her up like some saviour she didn’t even realize she needed. Not that she really needed one, but who was she to complain when he was cleaning out the fresh wound on her forehead? Not many words had been spoken between the pair, and yet she felt uncomfortable, anxious even at the CLOSE PROXIMITY. This was intimate in some strange way. At last it was for the petite blonde. Normally she left things unattended to, or dealt with them when she had the time, or her Puddin would….. —— it almost felt like back then, like when he’d pulled her from that chemical bath and nursed her to the person she was now. Ed was here now, Ed was the one showing her care, Ed was the one who’d just knocked the wind from her lungs with those five words.
Her throat felt dry, like sandpaper, heart pounded as though it were attempting some form of escape. How had he, of all people, rendered the great Harley Quinn SPEECHLESS? Five tiny words that may have meant Jack shit to others yet held so much weight to her. Why had he wasted his time? Wasted his thoughts on her? She hadn’t put him first, she hadn’t….— well, she hadn’t thought she’d have crossed his mind, not for a single second. Yet here she was, mouth dry and fingers digging into the fabric of her jacket, knuckles turning white.
❝ Ed, I… —-
❞
No Eddie this time. Nicknames didn’t seem right now. They didn’t seem…. proper, or serious enough. One hand loosened it’s grip on her jacket before it moved, dainty digits grazing the back of his hand before her own slid into his palm, heart still thudding painfully in her chest. Gaze lifted from where she’d been staring before she slid off the table where she was sat, head tilting back to look up now, heels discarded a little earlier. She paused before reaching up on tip toes to press one single kiss to the corner of his lips.
❝ —…. you haven’t left MINE. ❞
HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad
minimal comic & animated influence
PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR
TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you
STUPIDBATS
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
all the graphics on this theme belong to dnthemes. all icons and other graphics belong to me unless otherwise stated.
BASIC STATS
TRIGGER WARNINGS
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After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )
VERSES
v. blah VIGILANTE VERSE PART 2 FEAT. SUPERHEROES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. doll house HARLEY'S DREAM VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. suburbia PSUEDO PERFECTION HORROR VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
MAINS & EXCLUSIVES
- generally not interested in ships unless plotted out properly
- shipping jxh exclusively with @clownbleach
- other ships might happen, but with plotting & lots of ic
- harley/ivy, harley/batman