“You and I have very different definitions of progress. —-shit. I’ve never pissed him off this bad.”
❝ Believe me, it’s PROGRESS! He’ll come around, I’ve just gotta butter him up a bit, y’know? You’ll be back to working under my Puddin’s thumb before you know it! PROMISE! ❞
she staggers, holding the gaping wound down her middle. blood stains yellow gloves. the knife had been unexpected. the knife hadn’t been a part of the deal.
❝ don’t think– don’t think you’ll win THAT EASY. ❞
Knife tossed to the side, her hand now gripped the handle of her GUN, grin pulling the corners of her lips upwards as she stared down the other. Gaze lowered to the wound she’d inflicted before she glanced back up at her foe.
❝ You may wanna get that looked at, looks like it may get INFECTED! Wanna go for another round?
❞
He can see her in the reflection of metals on the wall. See that SNAP. Oh, he’s got her attention now. Head tilts, like he’s ironin’ out a crick in his neck. “See, s’funny. Had I not seen her myself I’d have thought someone was lyin’ to me. She looked… rather COMFORTABLE. I call it disrespect, s’all. But she knows the consequences. I’ll just pay her a visit tomorrow night, huh?”
Oh shit. Shit shit shit. Chest tightens, throat squeezes as she swallows hard, gaze lowering to the floor for a moment. ❝ Comfortable, PUDDIN’? ❞
FUCK. Eyes glance back up to him, teeth chewing into the side of her cheek. Damage control time. ❝ No! — I mean… Puddin’, lemme just explain. I mean, I felt BAD… she’d lost her job and it was a misunderstandin’, that’s all it was… she don’t know anythin’…
❞
“What is this, I hear… about KAREN lurkin’ through the back way this afternoon, before enjoying a drink at my expense… and then continuing about her daily routine… as if our CHAT the other night… never happened?” Attention remains on the repair of one of the many snapping contraptions he keeps in his box of TOOLS, oh so seemingly.
Head snaps up from her phone, lips pursing together as her mind works overtime in order to get herself out of the little MESS she’d slipped into.
❝ Huh? Who said that? Are you sure it was Karen? Maybe someone is just MESSIN’ with your head, Puddin’….
❞
And he acts obliviously indeed, drink running past silvers and he stares at his own REFLECTION in the mirror. She grimaces in peripherals but oh, seems like he’s not paying her any attention at all. “So glad you agree.” Comes forth with a bite of his usual… JESTING.
Jaw clenches tighter, teeth grinding as she stares at him, eyes boring into his profile, chest rising and falling with each heavy, jagged breath.
❝ She’s a dime a dozen. We could replace her with any other blonde in the club. She ain’t NOTHIN’special.
❞
Long, slender legs swung over the man’s lap, her chosen seat for the evening was that of the male she was now straddling, lips curling at the corners, a smirk placed upon painted red lips. Dainty hands rested at the man’s lower stomach before they began to travel upwards, fingers DANCING their way up his shirt until she gripped at the collar and moved in. Tip of her nose bumped off the man’s before a musical laugh escaped passed her lips as she leaned back, keeping a tight grip on his shirt to support herself. Pulling herself back up, her head tilted, smile now replacing her smirk as she seemed to examine his expression.
❝ You know, it’s not very nice keepin’ someone waitin’ on what’s theirs! Means you ain’t got no manners. Ain’t that right, PUDDIN’?
❞
HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad minimal comic & animated influence PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you STUPIDBATS
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MUN 21+.
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
SELECTIVE.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
ROLEPLAYING.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
SHIPPING.
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
DOUBLES.
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
GRAPHICS.
all the graphics on this theme belong to dnthemes. all icons and other graphics belong to me unless otherwise stated.
After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
SEUXALITY
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
THE JOKER
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
OTHER SHIPS
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )