MAYOR COBBLEPOT

   With an incline of his head Oswald had always been VERY easy to flatter and extremely emotive. His eyes glanced up for a moment and then glided back down as if to sheepishly, modestly accept the complements towards his great win. It was HISTORICAL and to say he wasn’t a little proud would be a lie, epscially as he had won in a far more legitimate way than he had intended. 

   ❝ Thank you, Dr. Quinzel; you flatter me.❞

  He admitted with a bright smile, though this dimmed as she carried on, mentioning Hugo Strange and the literally TORTUROUS months he had spent in Arkham. He never really trusted Doctors, his mother had always told him they were bad and always to be treated with CAUTIONjust like police. The thing about his mother was she had seldom ever been wrong about anything—  such a wise old bird. Ever since his visit to Arkham he had taken her warnings to him during childhood very seriously.  There was a small CLEARING of his throat as he spoke again.. 

❝He was a very bad man- but, never mind him. You’ve certainly given me something to think about and its a very temping offer. I would like to run everything by my chief of staff before I make any decisions, however. He truly excels with matters such as these. ❞

                  _{A genuine smile graced the blonde’s features as the Mayor thanked her for the compliments she’d paid. Well, she did mean them, it had been quite the impressive campaign, one that had taken the city by surprise yet had won the people of Gotham over. Making the city safe again, that was what the citizens had wanted right from the start, they’d wanted that one person to tell them that everything was going to be okay and they need not worry anymore. That was what Oswald Cobblepot had done, and why would she not want to be a part of that? Of course being on the inside of things would make for a very interesting book.  ❝ I’m merely tellin’ the truth. You gave the citizens of Gotham somethin’ to believe in, that’s to be admired, Especially in light of how this city has been goin’ lately.  ❞
                 Oh he was a bad man alright, Oswald had that right, and from his own experiences too. The only thing that annoyed Harleen was that she’d never had the chance to pick the Doctor’s brain, to talk to him about the different leaps and bounds he’d made when it came to his medical expertise. But never mind that. Another smile pulled at her lips as she nodded her head lightly in agreement.  ❝ Of course, I wouldn’t expect anythin’ less. You can take my resume and show it to your chief of staff, my number is on there in case you need any questions answerin’. With my position at Arkham, I’m very flexible and I’m willin’ and able to meet with you both, if needs be. I’d like to discuss Arkham with you as well, if at all possible. It’s an establishment with such potential, it’s such a shame that it’s been tainted by someone who didn’t have the patient’s best interests at heart. With the Mayor’s backin’, it could be so much more. Don’t you think?  ❞}

(Source: jesterbleach, via penguinpiie-archived)

           _{❝ It’s showtime, Boys, ❞  she uttered to the row of Panda bears stood before her, glancing back at the other rows of various other costumed henchmen before she turned to blow a kiss toward the only person who mattered in that room; her PUDDIN’. Turning on her heel, she stepped over the body of the dead security guard before she pushed open the double doors to the conference room. In flooded the various costumed henchmen, each laden down with machine guns strapped to their bodies, a few letting off some warning shots into the air. 
          A bright white smile graced her features as she waved her hands at the people to keep quiet, one finger rose to press against her lips to show them all that they needed to shut the hell up. Gaze lifted to glance over toward the Mayor’s podium, officials looking panicked as she took off down the middle of the room, cartwheeling most of the way until she came to a stop in front of the MAYOR.  ❝ Mister Mayor, it’s a pleasure! Can I just borrow—-  ❞ Reaching forward, she snatched one of the microphones before she turned back to the people in the room. 
           ❝ Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like you all to remain quiet and calm, if you do then then you will not be harmed. ——– MUCH,  ❞ she uttered the last word with a laugh before clearing her throat, her attention turned toward the Mayor and his Chief of Staff before she gave them both a wink, blowing them both a kiss very quickly before she brought the microphone back up to her mouth.  ❝ It is with my greatest pleasure that I get to introduce someone oh so very special! Please put your hands together for the Clown Prince of Crime, the Ace of Knaves, the Jester of Genocide, my Puddin’…… THE JOKER!  ❞} 

_{@clownbleach, @penguinpiie, @interfectors}

       _{❝ MAYOR Cobblepot, allow me to congratulate you on your landslide of a win. I must say, I was first in line to cast my vote for you. Your campaign was astoundin’, and INSPIRED.  ❞  A bright smile crossed the blonde’s expression, as she gripped a brown file to her chest, words genuine and quite meaningful.  ❝ May I introduce myself? Dr Harleen Quinzel, I’ve recently taken up a position at Arkham Asylum and I must say, your own story of ABUSE at the hands of Dr Hugo Strange was…. —- unacceptable. I would like to offer my services to you, and your cabinet. I’ve found that… within these close quarters, you can never be too careful in who you employ. I’d like to be someone you can count on, someone you can trust to… weed out the riff raff. Please, take my resume and decide for yourself, but I can PROMISE YOU, in your employment I would do my very best to prove to you that some doctors aren’t like Hugo Strange.  ❞}

_@penguinpiie

    mun speaks !
    _{█ ▌ lmao, dollie, have i told you how amazin you are?! XD}

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                       （ ｓｔａｔｕｓ － ａｃｃｅｐｔｉｎｇ ）@penguinpiie

      mun speaks !
      _{█ ▌ dollie, you know i absolutely love you and your oswald!! YOU are perfection!!!}

@interfectors & @penguinpiie

           _{The perfect neighbour, that was how she was seen and anted to be seen if she was perfectly honest with herself. And what did a perfect neighbour do to other neighbours? Well, welcome them to the neighbourhood of course. Complete with welcome basket filled with two bottles of wine and baked goods, just a few little things to get them settled in, of course. Dainty hand lifts to ring the doorbell as she stands back, basket in arm, magazines sticking out of the side, a bright welcoming SMILE plastered on the blonde’s face. She’d be the perfect welcoming committee and later she’d bring Jay over to meet the happy couple as well, present a united front, a loving husband and wife. 
           Blue eyes brighten up as the door opens, demeanor welcoming, open and happy to have them as neighbours. Personification of cookie cutter, white picket fence, homely wife standing right on their doorstep.   ❝ Hi! Hope I’m not intrudin’, I just wanted to welcome you to the neighbourhood, introduce myself and give you a little CARE package to say hello! I’m Harleen, I live just across the way with my husband. There’s just a few baked goods, a few bottles of wine and some weddin’ magazines because a little birdy happened to tell me that you’re gettin’ MARRIED! Sorry, I tend to get over excited when we get new people here on the street!  ❞}

OSWALD

  A hand reached forward, fingers pulling the document toward him and into better sight. He adjusted his monocle as he quietly examined it, careful to hide any frown or look of disappointment as it did appear to be a legitimate contract. This didn’t come as a surprise to him; Joker had been after his club for a while and perhaps he thought such a move would intimidate him… 

  But if the clown thought he was afraid of a little “friendly competition” then he would surely find that the joke was on him. when his eyes returned to hers he smiled back, although it wasn’t half of ‘the cat who ate the canary’ smile that she wore. 

  ❝ Penguin, my dear. I
    prefer Penguin. ❞

He said, as he held the document out for her to take back.

  ❝ Neighbors, hm? Then
     I suppose we will be
     seeing a lot more of
     each other. What fun. ❞

        _{Oh how she couldn’t wait to report back to her PUDDIN’, tell him all about her little meeting, right down to every single little expression plastered upon the Penguin’s face as she handed him the documents. Of course it was all above board, it was so very important to her Puddin’ that everything with this be done on the books seeing as it was basically their last cent being poured into the venture. They had to make something out it, and if it got them closer to taking every single building surrounding the Penguin’s own club, well, it was money well spent. 
        Leaning on his desk, she peered over the documents at his expression before her smile morphed into a smirk as she retrieved the them. Folding them up, she beamed back at the man,  ❝ Oh OSWALD, we’re going to become such good friends! You wanna be my FRIEND, don’t ‘cha?  ❞  In one swift movement, she switched, pushing herself up and onto his desk, sitting herself up as if she owned the damn thing. Leaning toward him across the desk, the smirk returned as her head cocked to the side, dark eyelashes batting twice before a laugh escaped painted red lips.   ❝ Now OZZIE, we’ll be expectin’ you at the grand openin’ of course! Bottle of the finest champagne on ice with your name on it! On the house, of course! We look after our neighbours! ❞}

(via penguinpiie-archived)

PENGUIN

ℋ𝓪𝓻𝓵𝒆𝔂 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓷𝓷; ♦️

 { @stupidbats | Cont }

  And there was a very dull stare. He was sure the blond act was suppose to be charming and maybe on another day but this wasn’t that day. In fact, it hadn’t really been that week. 

  ❝ Hm, yes- will do- anyway, Harley, 
     I hate to be impolite but what is
     this about exactly? ❞

       _{Her lips curled at the corners, almost beaming at the ‘businessman’ before her as she took a few steps forward as though ready to come sit down next to him, as though she were invited. On second thoughts—- turning on her heel, she took a quick glance around the room before turning back to Oswald, her grin now a fully fledged SMILE.   ❝ Just payin’ a friendly visit to a neighbour!  ❞  Feigning shock, she stopped herself, one perfectly manicured hand covering her mouth for a second before it lowered.  ❝ Oops! I just ruined the SURPRISE! Oh well. No time like the present!  ❞  Without further notice, she presented a document before throwing it on the table before him, her smile more present than ever.   ❝ See, my PUDDIN’ just bought the club next door, guess we’ll be seein’ a lot of each other! Do you prefer Ozzie or Oswald?  ❞}

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                       （ ｓｔａｔｕｓ － ａｃｃｅｐｔｉｎｇ ）@penguinpiie

         _{❝ Well maybe you oughta WIDEN your vocabulary!
                            BROADEN those horizons! ❞}