(Source: easterbunnymundlover, via clownbleach-archive)
Feel free to add your own.
- “You’re really hot.”
- “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
- “You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
- “Hot damn.”
- “So, you come here often?”
- “Well, well. My night just got better.”
- “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
- “You have got a great ass.”
- “Hey, I’m open minded.”
- “You enjoying the view over there?”
- “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
- “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
- “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
- “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
- “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
- “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
- “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
- “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
- “I wanna see you get naked.”
- “You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
- “You’re getting me all worked up.”
- “What do we have here?”
- “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
- “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
- “You like that, don’t you?”
- “How do you want me?”
- “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
- “I want you. Right here. Right now.”
- “God, you’re perfect.”
- “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
- “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
- “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
- “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
- “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
- “Can I keep you?”
- “You’re such a tease.”
- “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
- “I love it when you talk dirty.”
- “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
- “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
- “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
- “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
(Source: octoberinspo, via clownbleach-archive)
HARLEY QUINN
based on suicide squad
minimal comic & animated influence
PENNED BY RENOWNED ROLEPLAY AUTHOR
TINKS ERBELL
the literary anarchist that brought you
STUPIDBATS
i’m tinks, my timezone is gmt, i’m 28 so yes I will have nsfw stuff on this blog. I won’t smut with anyone under the age of 18, and even at 18 i’d be a little bit iffy. smut itself is not something I will seek out, sorry. nsfw and triggers will be tagged accordingly, if I don’t tag something then please just send me a little ask and i’ll tag it better. I always tag urls when threading, so if you wanna find something about your blog, just search your tag.
I am selective so my blog is selective, I will only rp with mutuals, this goes for ask memes as well. please give me a day or so to follow you back if you follow first, if I don’t follow back within a few days then our muses probably aren’t compatible. feel free to message me for plots and threads if we’re mutuals, I love having a good chat through ask or IM.
I love crossovers, au’s, different verses, all of that. it’s always fun to do something new with your character, so if you want to try something like that then just send me a message and we’ll plot something out. I do have a main joker ( clownbleach ) who I will always go to first with verses and stuff though, bram will always have first pick, that’s just how it is. always send ask memes, even if we haven’t interacted before! If i’ve missed your reply, feel free to message me to remind me if it’s been a few days! I usually do either paras, semi paras or icon chats. I also have kik for harley, and skype, so just shoot me a message for those!
harley is a fun character for ships, but my main ship is joker/harley and that is with ( clownbleach ) because we just click best! I will go to bram first for plots and verses, sorry! but I am open to rpin’ with others. I love chemistry but please don’t try to force a ship on me, I won’t do it to you, I promise!
hi you other gorgeous harley blogs! okay, so I suffer from anxiety, which can flare up badly from time to time and I suffer badly with self worth and self esteem issues (thanks cheating ex!), so please do not be offended if I don’t follow you back. whenever I get a follow from another harley I am so unbelievably happy and I don’t want you feeling like I don’t like your stuff, I do, I promise, but anxiety gets the better of me sometimes.
all the graphics on this theme belong to dnthemes. all icons and other graphics belong to me unless otherwise stated.
BASIC STATS
TRIGGER WARNINGS
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After discussing this at length with my shipping partner CLOWNBLEACH we're taking the implications within the Suicide Squad movie and novelisation that Harley was indeed pregnant at some point in time before she was incarcerated as canon. However, due to heavy trauma caused by a car crash in fleeing from Batman, both twins were miscarried at 12 weeks. Due to this she can no longer have children. There will be mention of this in our writing and will be tagged appropriately.
SHIPS
my harley is indeed bisexual, so please keep that in mind. I'm open to most ships, as long as they're plotted out properly and not forced. and yes, I do like ivy/harley.
the only joker I will ship my harley with is ( clownbleach ), I'm sorry about this but myself and bram just clicked well with harley and j.
other ships do include quiddler ( harley/nygma )
harley/ivy
harley/batman ( i'm a little partial to it,k )
VERSES
v. blah VIGILANTE VERSE PART 2 FEAT. SUPERHEROES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. doll house HARLEY'S DREAM VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
v. suburbia PSUEDO PERFECTION HORROR VERSE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
MAINS & EXCLUSIVES
- generally not interested in ships unless plotted out properly
- shipping jxh exclusively with @clownbleach
- other ships might happen, but with plotting & lots of ic
- harley/ivy, harley/batman